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kato

Rapper of 2Pac's crew/breed who got shot fatally.

"Tell me Lord, why you take big Kato?"

by Thilo Ettelt December 14, 2003

396πŸ‘ 105πŸ‘Ž


Kato

A noncelebrity who lives rent-free in the house of a famous person, does odd jobs, acts as a confidante but isn't exactly a friend.

No example

by katsarida March 14, 2004

173πŸ‘ 93πŸ‘Ž


Katos

A guy who is weird in a cool way and gets along with everyone.

He's such a Katos. Let's chill with him.

by Caleb Owens February 18, 2008

22πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Kato

Someone who always has to save his buddy's ass when he gets into a fight, just as Kato (played by Bruce Lee) often had to save the Green Hornet's ass.

Mark and I went to the bike bar last night. I had to pull a Kato.

by Comic Ozzie December 1, 2006

93πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


kato

v.intr. To take advantage of, particularly in a lackadaisical style that evokes slackerdom. Named after O.J. Simpson's famous roommate Kato Kaelin. Coined by columnist Ted Rall.

n. One who katos.

I used to kato off my neighbor's wifi until he got wise and secured it.

He's such a kato, living off his parents at age 26.

by dm donkey May 26, 2006

70πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Kato

The best friend you could ever ask for!! Kato’s are smart, beautyful, sexy and really easygoing. A girl named Kato can light up any dark room immediately she enters! I’m so glad to have her as a friend. She gives the best advice and would hype the shit outta you!!!! She’s by far the most amazing bestfriend I’ve ever had and I frll hope we stay bestfriends forever ily xxxx

Hey have you seen Kato? She’s so gorgeous and intelligent ugh I’m jelly

by Luxiah xoxo December 1, 2018

14πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Kato

Named for O.J. Simpson's former house guest Brian "Kato" Kaelin, this is a person who seeks out rich and/or famous people, moves into their home rent-free and is given things like gifts, expense accounts, credit cards, free vacations, professional and political connections and other perks without giving anything in return. This is not the same as prostitute or golddigger as sex is not involved as it can be with a person living with someone of the same gender and both are heterosexual.

Also, this person isn't your garden-variety leech as these individuals purposely seek out rich and famous people for their own personal gain, perhaps to become famous themselves.

Kato Kaelin with O.J. Simpson, Kim Kardashian with Paris Hilton.

That dude is such a Kato as he's getting everything handed to him.

by Terry AKA KingD February 1, 2008

18πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž