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the king james

When you put cocaine in some ones ass, and when they fart, you take in the glorious champion cloud from the air, go for a dunk with your nose, finally show her who's the king, fake a cramp and sleep it off.

I totally gave her the King James last night Pat!!!!

by Enation June 10, 2014

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King James

To splooge in a girls mouth and before she swallows, slap both of her cheeks so that the cum sprays everywhere. It looks like Lebron James' pre-game ritual of throwing chalk into the air.

Dude, she had just finished giving me great head and I totally gave her a King James! It went everywhere!

by RyMan24 September 25, 2009

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king james

Nickname for LeBron James. Only used or accepted by people who have little or no knowledge about the nba.

Fanboy: Bow to King James!

True Fan: "King James" can suck my dick!

Fanboy: *gasps, then dies from shock*

by ssj marik February 18, 2005

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King James

starting hand in texas holdem currently known as Kojak as a nick name, should be changed to King James as in (lebron)

dang you had qj , and i folded King James

by Jeff Dailey February 5, 2009

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King James

A British king who lived from June 19, 1566 to March 27, 1625. Known for religious tolerance, his capable if modest leadership, and being absolutely, fabulously gay. Also oversaw the creation of the King James version of the Christian Bible, which is the most popular version of the Bible in American society, particularly amongst homophobic fundamentalists.

"Elizabeth was King: now James is Queen," an old British saying.

"I'm sure glad King James wrote the Bible!"

by Ed83 December 7, 2006

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King James

When your hooking up with a girl at her place and your on top and right before u finish you pull out, catch all your demon seeds in your hand, and throw them in air (like Lebron James' pregame ritual) above the girl still laying down.

Delonte was bangin mrs. James and right before he finished he pulled out and King James' that hoe and left her with the mess.

by Dzell February 6, 2013

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king james

When someone of legal limit to buy alcohol takes a self-determined tax out of the pitch money of his under-aged but very thirsty peers.

Zoie: We have like 5 or 6 people pitching but I'm asking you how much money you want me to give you for like going.

Nick: Just gimme whatever the little rascals pitch and ill just king james it.

by The Viater May 6, 2011

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