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Depending on his mood, this creature can be big or small; public or private. He will come out of his cage and play when he is in a state of elation; and when depressed, he tends to stay hidden from the outside world. He doesn't always have to be depressed in order to hide; sometimes he just wants to be by himself and "hang out", so to speak. Sometimes he needs to be "private" - having not the urge, nor the desire, to be looked at, touched, kissed, have his picture taken, shake hands with Hillary Clinton, etc. The Lizard has been in many different places; generally wet areas. He often finds himself in "canals" of some sort, and in "mouths" of rivers. This tends to happen when The Lizard (or "Thick Lizzy" as he is nicknamed),has been drinking too much alcohol. The Lizard always wears a protective suit, however, when he swims in impure waters. Sometimes he just wants to put his feet in the water, without going all the way in...but most times, he thrusts right into the water and hits the ocean floor! In any event, Thick Lizzy is sure to get suited up...and that "suits" him just fine. (No pun intended).
Like many other creatures, The Lizard enjoys being petted - by women.
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Trucker: I usually don’t find lot lizards out in the wild.
Dennis: I’m a little behind on my trucker terms, a lot lizard would be a…
Trucker: …A lizard…you know...truck stop whores.
Trucker: Back in the day, hell, I would’ve let you turn me into Swiss cheeseee…Make me into a mailbox. Open the slot and put whatever you want inside!
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womans pussy, cunt, southern slang for clit.
damn, that girl has a big lizard.
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A nickname for Mark Zuckerberg
person 1 Yo, whats the news on the lizard?
person 2 Last I heard he was testifying in court for succing data.
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A magical creature typically found in a desert, in trees, or on the ground. They typically perform magic when they aren't around civilization and prefer to perform their skills in a hidden dark area like a small cave. They do not like when people interfere by lifting a roof or moving their habitat in which they perform their magic, but instead they completely stop magic in a split second and make themselves look like a basic lizard to the human eye.
I moved this rock off of a few other ones and I saw a lizard run out!
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Someone who acts weird as fuck and is not acting like a normal human.
Yo stop acting like a fucking lizard, bro.
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