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When you are in a public toilet and have access to all of the hand dryers, so instead of using one you hold out your hands like some sort of Messiah and use two.
Why are you using a hand dryer for each hand?
You look like you're the Messiah.
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Messiah can be annoying but is a funny person>He never fails to make you laugh even when you are angry.It may not seem like it a first but you'll know he cares about you when he starts teasing you and notices when you are said when no one else does.
Friend:Do you know Messiah?
Me:Duh!He is like my rock.I don't know what I'd do without him.
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Jesus of Nazareth, the King of the Jews
Jesus Christ is the messiah, the anointed one, the savior of mankind, the Son of the living God, and God himself. Apart from him no one can enter heaven or receive eternal life.
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Messiah is super handsome and is genuinely hot! His smile will light up the room and his presence will make everyone happier. He isn’t sure about Himself but everyone around him sees the most amazing guy ever. If you get to be with Messiah you’re extremely lucky and will find a best friend and the most amazing relationship of your life!
As Messiah began to laugh, my heart skipped a beat and I immediately felt happier.
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Messiah is a beautiful girl and an amazing best friend. She is quiet for the most part until you get to know her then she’ll really open up to you. She is hella thick and she knows it. She is super kind and always has great advice for you. Always is there for you when you need her most. A great combo of looks, intelligence, kindness, humor, and then some. It’s hard not fall in love with her.
Hey that girl Messiah is amazing, all she did was smile at me and she made my day.
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A Person who plays the hero "Orochi" from a video game called "For Honor" as a Main Hero. (Based on the Twitch Streamer III_Messiah_III)
Person A: "dude don't be a messiah"
Person B: "why not i love Orochi"
Person A: "you are such a weeb".
"I am Messiah cuz Orochi is my favourite Hero"
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A hot guy who is very caring and nice. Every girl is after him, but when he finds that one girl nobody else matters but her to him . Usually are together with a girl who's name starts with a k. When you get him never let him go, also very smart and athletic
Hey, do you know messiah ?
Well yeah duh who dosnt !! hot. dick love kind caring
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