The MMA

This is the ultimate sex move of all sex moves. You are fucking her hard while she holds her legs up then you grab the pillow. While she is distracted you another her with the pillow. (She may take this as horse play just keep going until she stops squirming). Next you beat the living shit out of her. Make sure to throw some elbow drops on there. After doing a lot of damage with your one sided fist fight pick her up and throw her out of the second story window. Run downstairs and find her where she lays and finish on her face. Lastly raise you hands and clam your victory.

"Mom why did you go to the hospital?"

"Oh little Tim Tim your dad decided to get kinky and try out The MMA on me."

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MMA

Mexican Martial Arts

You heard of MMA? Mexican Martial Arts? Time to kick some culo

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MMA

Mixed martial arts. A hybrid of full contact striking and grappling styles (muay thai, wrestling, jiu-jitsu, etc...)

In North America, the most popular promoter of this sport is the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship). In Japan, it is called Pride FC.

I was channel surfing and I came across some MMA. I love to watch a fight.

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MMA

mixed martial arts

My friend Dave is taking MMA so he can kick the fuck out of the fucker who owns urban dictionary.

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MMA

Mixed Martial Arts. A sporting event in which all martial arts styles are welcome to compete.

The Ultimate Fighting Championship is America's premier MMA event.

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MMAS

Internet abbreviation: Make Me A Sandwich

stfu and mmas, skankpickle!

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MMA

Man on Man Action

Let's watch the fight. There is going to be some serious MMA!

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