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Get on your girl in a doggy style position, whisper the name of another girl in her ear, and see how long you can stay on
"what did you do with Jessica last night"
"oh we tried the Mechanical bull and I stayed on for 10 seconds"
As your doing a girl doggy style and right when your about to cum say a different girls name, and hold on and try to keep your dick in her as long as long as possible.
My girlfriend broke up with me after I gave her a Mechanical Bull.
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You are riding a chick. Tell her you have AIDS. Hold on for dear life.
"I was doing the mechanical bull, so that explains the bruises."
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Someone crazy in bed. Ex: Jeff Matthews.
Liz was riding the Mechanical Bull.
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What Gerard Way did to get on the cover of Spin magazine. Once mentioned in an interview.
Friend 1: “What did Gerard Way do you get on the cover of Spin Magazine?”
Friend 2: “He rode the mechanical bull, he mentioned in an interview how he was very good at riding the mechanical bull”
Friend 1: “Oh That’s cool!”
A sex act where the female climbs on in the reverse cowgirl anal position and masturbates aggressively to orgasm with a large vibrator.
She's gonna really earn that orgasm when we perform the reverse mechanical bull tonight.
You drop on the dance floor, do 5 push-ups, as a girl hops on your back and rides you until the beat drop.
Jon hit the floor as Florida jumped on his back to do the Mechanical Bull.
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