The Milkman

His milk is delicious.

“I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious.”
-The Milkman

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The Milkman

The Milkman Is A Sexy Necrophiliac, He Can Kill Ten Children In A Flash. I Do Not Recommend Attempt To Fuck With The Cult Leader Or He Will Pour His "Special" Milk Down Your Eyes, Causing You To Lose Sight. His Devote Followers Will Monch On You Like Piranhas.

Person 1: Eyo Bro, I Ran Into The Milkman.
Person 2: Oh Fuck, Can You See?

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milkman

A person that handles/pleases the wifey/girlfriend, when the husband or boyfriend is away.

That baby doesnt look anything like you. Better ask the wife about the milkman.

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milkman

A Black Man who prefers dating White Women.

Looks like the brotha's bringing home the milk again... hes a milkman...

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Milkman

One who delivers the milk for great justice. Seeks to white out the scene until their is no evidence except milk.

Milkman- I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.

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Milkman

Person bowling last in a Tenpin bowling team, as they must always deliver in the last frame to determine the fate of the match.

Jimmy really delivered in the Milkman spot last night.

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Milkman

A guy which when he becomes aroused ejaculates in large amounts

1)You fucking milkman! That went eveywhere.
2)I was with a milkman last night!

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