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A sex move. Where you strap a small bulb to your dick (your "helmet") before you go to work deep in the mine. The warmth of the bulb gives your girl more pleasure that way.
Guy 1: You ever tried The Miner?
Guy 2: Yeah, my bird really screamed when I used that one.
While fucking a girl, your dick is so small the condom falls off and you have to pretend to finger her to get it out.
Joe couldn't find the condom after pulling The Miner on Carrisa.
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Balls. In relation to courage... "He doesn't have the balls to tell his boss to fuck off."
Millennial:. "You wouldn't do that!"
Me: "What? You don't think I've got the minerals?"
Not rocks.
"Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals!"
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an uncontrollable urge to interrupt conversation afflicting only those who believe everyone in hearing range is a technical idiot.
BECAUSE whoever you are talking to can't POSSIBLY know as much as you do!
John's Minerism is always apparent during team meetings!
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Having the nerve to do something.
"I just wanted to see if she had the minerals..."
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Substance that the body requires to function. Has recently become a meme on tumblr.
"Goats will climb almost vertically because they crave that mineral"
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