the Mirror

Communist rag read by Labourite sheep/trades unionists.

Typical editorial stance:

1. Blame Tory cuts!!!
2. UKIP are racist!!!
3. Those Tories again!!!
4. Isn't Andy Burnham fantastic!!!
5. All hail the unions!!!
6. CUTS CUTS CUTS CUTS!!!
7. Bedroom Tax!!!

"Honey, we're out of loo roll."
"Sorry dear, The Mirror only publishes daily."

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mirroring

verb

1) When two people mirror each other, they often have a connection romantically or physically that causes them to move in sync.

2) Mirroring often suggests that the two are in love.

Jake and Marissa were just mirroring each other, both using their right hand to run through their hair.

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Mirror

The magical item you can use to view your own body.

I looked into the mirror ,and saw my face.

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mirror

The magical door to another dimension where everyone looks like you when you look at them and copy's you.
The sad part is us mere mortals cannot break the barrier that is the other dimension so we are forced to look and copy our poor doppelgangers.

I looked in the mirror and the person in it copied me!

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Mirror

Legend says that if you go in front of the mirror, it'll show something very ugly and disgusting.

Study shows that the legend is 95% true.

Person 1: Hey dude, you heard of the mirror legend?
Person 2: Actually, I'm about to try it!
30 seconds later...
Person 2: The legend is true!
Person 1: Oh. Interesting.

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mirror

An archive site or web site which keeps a copy of some or all files at another site so as to make them more quickly available to local users and to reduce the load on the source site.

The internet archive mirrors lots of old websites.

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Mirror

A nice way to comeback to a roast if you can't defend yourself or just want to roast back. When you say mirror, it's like they are looking in the mirror when they say it, so it goes back to them.

Kevin: Yo you're a faggot just letting you know.

Leonardo: Mirror.
Kevin: Damn you got me.

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