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When you get dressed up like Obi Wan Kenobi during sex including a neon blue, glow in the dark condom as your light saber. when you shoot your load you say, "MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU"
Yoda gave the obi wan to young anikan skywalker, turning him over to Senator Palpatine and the DARK SIDE!
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A master of the high ground, skilled Jedi and user of the phrase "hello there!"
Person 1: That man has the high ground.
Person 2: He must be an Obi-Wan.
When a character, usually a mentor of some sort, in a movie, novel, comic book, or TV show dies and then comes back as a ghost to continue adding to the story, the same way Obi-Wan did in Star Wars IV.
Just about every Stephen King story has someone pulling an Obi-Wan. Nobody ever stays dead for good. Japanese RPGs too.
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maks out withbhim mmmrhmmdmd,..d.mrmrm.//!11q
smooches obi-wans face mwhamwh
Man1: Look at that man, he is horribly burned.
Man2: Don't talk about me like that.
Ross: You have an obi-wan, friend.
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(noun) Your bankcard at 12:01am on the day you are paid when you have no money.
While out with your friends, you realise you have no more money because it is wednesday and you get paid on thursday. At 12:01am, your money is sometimes transferred to your account, so you must check your obi-wan because it is now your only hope for keeping the night going
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