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The Orphan is an expert form of masturbation developed at the dormitory of Shasta College. It is rumored to be practiced by Tom Cruise and Lady Gaga.
It is an evolved form of the move "The Stranger" in which the arm stays underneath during the entirety of your performance.
Steps for performing The Orphan:
First, find a comfortable chair.
Second, reach your hand underneath your rear end until it becomes numb and you lose feeling, while still retaining motion,
Third, grab your penis between your legs.
Fourth, move your hand back and forth while continuing to squeeze firmly.
Fifth, do not remove your hand at any point in time.
Dan did not have anything to do on Friday night, so he tried to perfect the orphan...unfortunately, he used a belt sander.
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A formal word used to describe ones dinner
Have you tried eating the orphans? They're fucking delicious
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Poor people who can't afford to buy parents :(
Person A : Oh, why is he crying??
Person B : he's an orphan
Person A : Oh no!
*Puts half a cent in the orphan's cup
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Someone who does not have a family.
"I am the second worst things that happened to the orphans."
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Somebody Bruce Wayne adopts
“Are you an orphan?”
“yes”
“Alfred get the adoption papers”
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Yum Yum Yum said the person I am going to eat an Orphan.
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The act of rendering someone an orphan.
"I would totally orphanize someone for a PS3"
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