the owl

a sex position where one climbs up a tree and perches themselves on a sturdy branch, then looks through a pair of trusty binoculars into various girls windows and masturbate furiously until you fall of the branch or get arrested

"Dude how are you in hospital??"
"bro i was doing the owl too hard and fell right out of the tree. Hurts like a mother fuuucker!!!"

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owl

Nocturnal bird of prey with binocular vision, binaural hearing, sharp talons & feathers adapted for silent flight! They range from almost 6" to over 33 1/2". They can turn their heads up to 270 degrees!

The owl is my spirit animal. I Love owls.

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owl

1.- Another term for (computer) hacker
Perhaps it comes from the tendency of both, hackers and owls to take advantage of darkness
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2.- In South America, "owl" is said to a person who forebodes bad things (that become true) to other people.

*.-"night owls" was in the 90's one of the biggest cybergroup
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**.- Your mom is a true damn owl. She foreboded me a car crash... ahd guess what ?!!!

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Owling

The act of displaying oneself on-top of miscellaneous objects in a sitting position while holding your knees.

Let's go owling tonight on-top of signs!

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Owl

The closest thing to instant messaging in Harry Potter.

"Harry, did you get my message, i sent it by Owl like an hour ago"

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OWL

An Acronym that stands for Older Wiser Lesbian. Usually used to refer to an older lesbian with a younger partner. Parallel to cougar, but for lesbians.

Younger Lesbian: "Everyone, I'd like to you to meet Theresa. She is my OWL."

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OWL

Oakville Woman (or Women) of Leisure. AKA, the rich, snobby, lazy and entitled women who tend to have annoying, privileged and often rude opinions about everything, residing in Oakville, Ontario (city in the GTA).

“Does Carrie’s mom even work? What does she do all day besides online shop and complain about how hard her life is?”
“She doesn’t need to work, her trust fund and husband’s Bay Street job pay for her career an OWL.”