The Position

A grown man that lives in his parents basement well into his adult life, usually with a cum filled sock underneath his bed.

I asked Joe what he would be doing this weekend and he said assuming The Position in his parent's basement.

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positate

1. to turn a bad situation into a good one
2. to become positive

you gots ta look inside ya self, positate the negative, when life throws pies at you, you make ya self a tall cool glass of piemonade

Positate without pizzaz and jam!! Whoa!

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positize

The act of turning something negative into a positive

We are going to positize that thought

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Positive

A word that you never wanna hear from the doctor.

Doctor: Well, I looked at the test results...and dude, you're positive.

Positive Guy:...NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Really?

Doctor: Yeah.

Positive Guy:...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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positions

"positions" can refer to the single or the album by American singer/songwriter Ariana Grande.

"positions" is the lead single off of her sixth studio album with the same name. The album is said to be very sexual and very intimate.

Have you listened to "positions" by Ariana Grande?

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positism

A combination of “positivity” and “optimism”

Used to describe the amount of positive energy one has and how they feel

How much positism do you have today?

How’s you positism on a scale from 1-10?

Positions

Ariana Grande's horny but catchy album dedicated to her fiancé, Dalton Gomez.

My opinion: "Nasty" is the best song.

Arianator: I love positions
Young Arianator: Should I listen to it?
Arianator: Well, maybe when you get older. Hehe.

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