the poop sock

don't let mom catch you talking to bongespob paresquants at 3 am or else she will take the stinky lesson and go wacky on you with it.

Elizabreth: lol im gonna talk to my bf bongespob paresquants
Megan: NO ELIZABRETH ITS 3 AM MOM HAS THE POOP SOCK
Elizabreth: hi babe <333333333333333333333333
Pongebob Paresquants: lol heeyaw if y'all know what I mean
the poop sock: *wakes up*
mom: omg not pongebob paresquants! it's time for the poop sock.
Elizabreth: NOT THE POOP SOCK

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Poop sock

An item used to hide poop from mommy (Typically stored under the bed). Don’t let her find it.

“Mom found my poop sock :(“

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Poop sock

A poop sock is a sock that is used for defecation. You must hide it from everyone, especially your mother, if she finds it you will be destroyed by space and time and will cease to exist.

Y'all gotta hide me my mom found my poop sock and she's looking for me. If she finds me i'm going to die

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poop sock

The clutch object when you are far away from the bathroom and don't think you'll make it. Poop in the sock, wipe with the outside.

Kid: "I really need to poop!"
Dad: "GIVE HIM THE POOP SOCK"

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Poop sock

poop sock

sock that u put poopie in

when mom find poop sock

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Poop sock

Something that is hidden under everyone’s bed just Incase they have to drop a load in the middle of the night, and don’t wanna get up

Mom: why is there a sock of of poop under your bed

Me: mom that’s just my poop sock

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poop sock

A normal foot sock which is used to catch feces from World of Warcraft players who can't get up to use the bathroom while in the heat of battle.

I've been playing WOW for 2 days straight and my poop sock is almost full.

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