The Rabbi

This procedure starts by secereting a form of holy cleansant onto a womans face. This is skeet. You then procede to rip off the nearest available source of pubes and stick them to the cleansed area, aged semen is the prefered glue. After this you must shit on the top of their head to give them a yamaka and anally fist them to ensure they arent hiding any pennies from the rabbi.

That jew loves the rabbi. She must be that transvestite Eli Colman I keep hearing about.

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Rabbie

Very intelligent, charismatic, gentle and sweet. Rabbies are rare and one of a kind, and they are very sexy. You are very lucky to run it to a Rabbie, your life will never be the same!

Rabbie is Indescribable!

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Rabbie

Rare, one-of-a-kind person, great sense of humor; funny, always makes a person smile/laugh. Very sociable (outgoing), the ice-breaker in any situation, and always makes you feel warm and welcomed....tenderhearted, sweet, genuine, loving, breathtaking, amazing, beautiful/handsome, adorable... optimistic, goal-oriented, very intelligent and is successful in everything they do. Warning: irresistible, and addicting.

Whoever finds a Rabbie is the luckiest person alive!

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Rabby

Rabby is a name given to a pretty and gorgeous girl. She will make you feel like she is the most beautiful girl in the world when you’re around her. It will be rare to see her get mad and upset, she is always happy around other people. She is the best girl u could ask for.

Rabby is beautiful.
Rabby is gorgeous.

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Rabbiing

The act of being extremely jewish; selfish in terms of money, materials, or loot, in real life or video games.

Example: -Chipotle worker: *puts a very small amount of guacamole on your burrito*

-You to your friend: I'm tired of Chipotle workers fucking rabbiing me with guacamole.

rabbi

(noun) By metaphor from the Jewish religious role, an older, more powerful or higher-ranking person in the corporation where one works (but usually not in the chain of command) who can give good advice about office politics, and may be able to pull strings, remove heads, or otherwise provide protection from hostile forces.

"They tried to put me on the plank but I got on the horn to my rabbi and everything was fixed immediately."

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rabbi

Almost always used in conjunction with a Jewish holy man. Word originally simply meant teacher.

Although it is usually used with Judaism, the word is not Hebrew, it is Greek.

We need to have little Josh circumsized, call the rabbi.

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