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when your girlfriend falls asleep before you, you masterbate and cum on her eyes. Then when she wakes up in the morning her eyes will be dried closed with jizz and she will not be able to see
"last ngiht i gave shella the ray charles and when she woke up she actually thought she was blind"
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Taking a nap in a public setting while wearing dark sunglasses so as to prevent detection.
I totally pulled a Ray Charles during that lecture today
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One of the most brilliant musicians of all time.
The movie Ray should be made into a first-person shooter.
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Famous African-American Jazz/Blues/Country/Gospel/etc. muscician circa 1950s-2004. Did such famous and great pieces as "Hit The Road, Jack", and "Unchain My Heart." He played the piano and the amazing thing was that he was blind. He is one of the greatest artists in history, along with Johnny Cash, who have more collective talent than all the crappy punk rock bands in the world.
RIP Ray and Johnny
"Unchain my heart,
Baby set me free,
Unchain my heart,
Cause' you don't care about me..."
-Ray Charles
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A super bright flashlight, usually a sure-fire. When you shine it at someone in the dark or light, the person closes their eyes and shakes their head side to side like Ray Charles did when he played piano.
person 1: AHHH...
person 2: what dude?
person 1: That asshole just Ray Charles'd the shit out of me.
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God is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is blind. Therefore, Ray Charles is God.
I hope that Ray Charles does not smite me with his terrible omnipotence.
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Coffee with Gin in it. Named so because Ray Charles is alleged to have drank it all day, every day. A Ray Charles can also be made with Vodka instead of Gin, so it tastes better.
Hey, I'll take a Ray Charles, with cream and Sweet N Low.
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