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When cleaning out your Facebook friends, you delete the women with children first.
I had to pull the Reverse Titanic on Lauryn. No one gives a shit that Owen sat up for the first time today.
Occurs when something highly valued that has been irrevocably lost (especially if due to forces beyond control) miraculously returns safely against all odds and expectations.
My girlfriend left me cold after I cheated. But six months later she did a reverse Titanic and we got engaged.
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