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The act of speaking like a Russian monkey, usually used in sexual role play and kidnappings
Boy 1- Hey, my girlfriend just agreed to Russian monkey fucking tonight!
Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!
Boy 1- Got damn
The act of a full grown man with extreme monkey features performing indecent acts with curly straws on monkeys. This is often performed while tickling there own rusty bullet holes!
Jason! Jason! What are you doing to that monkey!!! You Chewbacca munching fuck goat. You look like a Russian Monkey Felcher !
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It’s where you stick your thumb in a girls butt hole then pull out her shit with your thumb and use it as a dildo.
Jacob: bro I used the Russian Monkey on Jessica last night. Made her finish in two minutes.
Drake: I told you it would work