The Smell

The proper recipe for “The Smell” is to take one box of Instant Garlic Mashed Potato mix and place the cooked contents into an air-tight plastic container. Place said container on top of a warm electrical surface like the top of a refrigerator. Wait 16 weeks. Next identify someone you dislike and leave the opened plastic container in their place of residence (Preferably by an air exchange vent). The unique aroma of The Smell will induce immediate and violent spells of vomitting. Sit back and enjoy.

Adam placed The Smell in Janey’s apartment. 5 minutes later Janey heaved chunks all over her mattress

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Smell A

Derisive nickname for Los Angeles, rhymes with "L.A." Coined because of the smog stink.

Think I'll drive to Smell A this weekend. Sure like to visit, but wouldn't want to live there.

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smell

Something that your nose picks up...can be nice, pungent or make you gag.

Scott liked to smell his farts

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smells

What people say when they feel stupid and want to laugh at someone.

Sam: Gary?
Gary: Yeah?
Sam: Smells!!
Gary: Shut up, you fucking loser.

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smells

more than one smell

The smells of sex, puke, and stale cigarette smoke are all it takes for me to remember the summer of '99.

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smell

To feel; empathize; To undergo the experience of.
To be aware of; sense.
To be emotionally affected by: She still feels the loss of her dog.

To be persuaded of (something) on the basis of intuition, emotion, or other indefinite grounds.
To believe; think.

To have compassion or sympathy.

I smell ya, playboy...
I under-smell ya, pimpin.

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smelling

Someone who didn't drink in highschool that ends up at the hospital, and quotes OAR in their away messages.

yo that smelling dry humped a wildebeast on the metro north train

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