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the secret handshake

a one-man band formed by luis dubuc. his music is defined as techno/electro/pop - i define it as heaven to my ears.

the secret handshake is amazing.

by what the hell let this one work June 22, 2008

46πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


The Secret Handshake

It starts off with a girl agreeing to let you slap her bare ass. It gets fun when you then proceed to tickle her kooch a bit, she jumps up a little, and then you slap her ass with a vengeance. Often times she will get upset and you may have to make a quick exit.

Man, Ashley sure jumped last night when I gave her the secret handshake. I don't understand why she seemed so mad.

by TheBootyofGreatness February 11, 2010

14πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


secret handshake

When your partner will not give it up so you wait for them to fall asleep and then use their hand to crank off.

She looked down feeling a sticky feeling in her hand and realized she was the victim of a secret handshake

by O boy it's E April 30, 2007

24πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Secret Handshake

With a full-zip jacket, get an erection and place it in one sleeve of the jacket. you then place that sleeve in the zipper of your pants and slightly zip it. carry the jacket to her in a non-obvious way, and offer it to her. she then places her hand in the sleeve as you hold it for her, and she gets a handful of juicy cock.

Its was a cold day so i decided so i decided to warm you up with a secret handshake

by Sharen Cox August 22, 2008

6πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


iPhone Secret Handshake

I call the iPhone β€œthe Secret Handshakeβ€œ.

It’s always some secret move you have to learn; Swipe this way, Swipe that way, Tap three times, Push the UP volume then the DOWN volume then the OFF button to shut down, Swipe up, Stand on your left toe, Rub your belly, Pick your nose, Scratch your left boob (or testical), Pat your pussy (or your junk/basket)…

Testicular: β€œShut down your iPhoney”
Booby: β€œI can’t remember, do I have to stand on my head for this iPhone Secret Handshake?”

by WhyIphoney January 23, 2022


No Secret Handshake

No Secret Handshake connotes an egalitarian, open-to-all membership policy.

The committee welcomed newcomers, you know, "No Secret Handshake".

by Mr. Fourth of July August 1, 2011