The Shit Index

A glossary of terms containing the word "Shit", used to describe various objects situations.

The index is as follows:

- Apeshit: Insanely, possibly dangerously aggressive
- Batshit: Deranged, crazy, bizarre
- Bullshit: Lies, False, Untrue
- Chickenshit: Cowardly, fearful
- Dipshit: Foolish, stupid
- Dogshit: Low quality, very easy to damage

- Horseshit: Blatantly unfair, biased toward one side over another
- The Shit: Very impressive, widely enjoyable

Proper usage of the Shit Index is key to good hyperbole.