The Shwa

A shit city in the GTA(Greater Toronto Area). Nestled between Kingston and Toronto along with a bunch of other shitty cities(Pickering, Bowmanville), Oshawa's pollution remains high in quantity and area. Thanks to the GM Plant, the biggest plant in the world, located in South Oshawa, basically everyone in Oshawa either commutes to Toronto or works at the GM plant. Oshawa is divided into 4 parts:

North Oshawa: Where white people roam. Basically the only part of Oshawa that you can walk around at night, and without fear of getting stabbed to death.

South Oshawa(Business District): Very few houses, very clogged streets and little kids getting run over by cops. The schools in South Oshawa are falling apart.

East Oshawa: Bordering with Courtice, filled with an equal number of white people and black people. The new residential houses are okay, but the old ones fall apart and suck.

West Oshawa: A huge metropolis of Dairy Queens, Lil' Caesars' Pizzaria's and schools that are falling apart. Wayy too much apartment buildings. I swear, if one were to fall over, it would create a huge domino effect and it would knock out all of West Oshawa. Clogged with smoke and traffic, this is probably the worst part of Oshawa. Also referred to as "shit city".

Shwa'ster 1: y0 man lahk ah live in tha ghetto-est paht of the whole of the 'shwa man! yeeh, repruhsent!

'Shwa-ian: What the fuck? You live in a $300, 000 house, "mah niga". Get a job, white boy.

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Shwa-shwa

Used to replace words of a sexually indecent nature. Usually words that are racy or risque. Could be used to replace any word you wish, to create a double entendre. Similar to saying after any sentence, "If you know what I mean." Just to hint that you intended to sound dirty.

These ladies are so hot that I just want to

shwa-shwa

shwa-shwa

shwa-shwa

them.

shwa

The city of Oshawa, east of Toronto...
Also known as "dirty shwa"

The only good jobs around here are in the dirrrty shwa car factory.

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shwa shwa

A word that means nothing and is said in conjunction with 123 go

shwa shwa; one two three go!

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shwa?

meaning what, how, or why

"Shwat's up?"
"Say shwa?" or
"shwa?"

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shwas

sh-was

You want to know what it shwas?

shwa

(n): a shocking or exciting event
(v): to express shock or excitement
synonyms: OMG

other forms:
havashwa (n/v): confusion or disbelief

"I have the biggest shwa story for you."
"I hurried home so i could shwa to my best friend about my exciting day at school."
"Shwa! The best thing happened today!"

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