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When a previously straight dick has been broken during violent intercourse and now has become bent. The recipient lays on her back while the guy with the broken dick lays on his side and performs sideways thrusts into her vagina.
"Dude that bitch fucked my cock up so bad last night all I'm gonna be able to do from now on is the sidewinder"
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Formerly, a species of snake; now more commonly referred to as any individual whose devious and deceitful nature is readily apparent, and as a result, they can't follow the straight and narrow. Instead, they sidewind you! They can't be trusted as far as you can throw them, they perpetually prevaricate, are prone to larcenous activity, etc. In essence, they are "disingenuous disciples of duplicity."
Yet another term coined by V.R. of a regional northeastern supermarket chain.
The usage of this word amongst his peers beggars belief!
Hey, cousin...listen! The nickel-dickin' sidewinder in aisle 2 just stuffed a tenderloin down his, how we say, trousers. Brutal, baby, brutal!
Those who come across this site and read this, who work at this supermarket chain, will readily identify with this and laugh their arse off!
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When you are looking at a woman from directly behind her, but her breasts are so large that you can still see them from the back. Subject must be big-breasted yet slender, and/or have an hourglass figure to accomplish this feat.
Busty Czech glamour model Jana Defi has a glorious pair of sidewinders!
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The little off-shoot of pee that splits from the main stream of your pee.
1: Did you pee all over this floor?
2: Shit, it wasn't my fault. I had a really bad sidewinder.
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a Air - to - Air missile in the AIM-9 family. The AIM-9 Sidewinder is a short-range heat-seeking missile.
Slider 1 aquired a lock on the YAK-36 Forger and loosed a Sidewinder at him. The poor Russkie bastard never saw it comin.
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while drinking heavily at a function and having a normal conversation with someone, and then to randomly turn your head to the side gracefully and throw up. then you proceed to continue the conversation like it never happened.
holy shit! did you just see that over there, she totally pulled a sidewinder and no one even noticed! suave!
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when a guy has a boner but it sticks off to the side.
I was at the beach and i saw this guy with speedo and he had a crazy sidewinder.
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