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something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.
Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham
Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???
boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.
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A quintessential and traditional English pudding, commonly found in secondary school dining hall. It is a heavy sponge with raisins usually served hot with helpings of ambrosia custard (or your school's lumpy equivalent...)
Jack: Ianto, are you having any of that spotted dick today?
Ianto: depends if the custard doesn't stick to the spoon.
Rose: so true. Although, the spotted dick does look good today!
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a type of a British desert
Hello sir, would you like some spotted dick?
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A boiled British pudding that may be purchased tinned.
Is this the first time you have had a can full of spotted dick?
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(n.) Syphilis
The poor chap's spotted dick landed him in the hospital.
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n. Raisin bread
also see spotted dog
"I love eating home baked spotted dick"
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1. an english dessert
2. a slang term used to describe a promiscuos woman who shows no shame in her pursuit of sexual stimulization
Oh shit! there she go! ho just spotted dick!!
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