The Standish

A Threesome between LapDog, Standish, and Alfredo, where LapDog fills a pool of semen in Standish's nose. Once the nasal cavity is filled, you seal it and shake it up like your average martini. Next, pour it into alfredo's mouth and gargle, swish, and swallow. Lastly, finger Alfredo's uvula until regurgitation and place it in a cup for Standish to enjoy as an afternoon refreshment.

The Standish- A threesome between a Jew, a Ho, and a Duck Boy
Do you even Standish?
She got so Standished last night.

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standish

the adjective of standard issue

that food she ordered is standish..

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Standish, Michigan

A small town that is also know as Yee-yee ville, where all the yee yee people go to have a good time. Crackin’a cold one open with the boys is always recommended. The higher the lift on the truck the lower the panties.

Hey, lets go to Standish, Michigan to have a good time.

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Standish, Maine

A hick town where no one seems to be happy...ever.

Hey, did your hear about that kid in Standish, Maine?
Yeah, what happened to him?
He died alone.

pulling a Standish

One who works very little. Usually takes credit for other peoples hard work, steals peoples ideas and uses them as his own, is known to take pictures of other peoples wife's and claim them as his own. Will find a way to get out of anything when the word " Hard work" is spoken, passing it on to other N.C.O.'S and Joes claiming he is to busy when he usually spends most of the day searching his name on the internet

guy#1 Hey look at Sargent dip shit all he does is eat sleep and tell stories.

Guy#2 Yep he's "pulling a Standish"

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Charlie standish

A bastard who thinks that he is too good for everyone until they all find out he is gay and like eating ass then rubbing his dick on a kitchen counter.

damn he's acting like a Charlie Standish

Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich

When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.

He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.