The Sweaty Giuliani

When you are recreating a hentai with your girlfriend, and the squid that's in her butt squirts ink onto your face.

"I just tried the weirdest thing with my girlfriend! its called the Sweaty Giuliani."

"Whats that?"

"Thats when you are recreating a hentai with your girlfriend, and the squid that's in her butt squirts ink onto your face."

"Oh, I think you should find a new girlfriend, they don't usually come with tentacles."