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The Teleprompter is performed by imagining another sexual partner during intercourse. To pull of the teleprompter successfully, you repeatedly say the wrong name and lines during sex.
(Chet and Mary having sex)
Chet: Ohh that's right Ashley!
Chet: Today I went to dinner and then suck me off
Mary: What?
Chet: Shut up Maggie
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Barack Obama'sCrutch and lifeline.
His teleprompter went out and now he has telepromptourettes.
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A highly additive substance used in television making to project a speaker's script out of sight of the audience. Among its users are television presenters and politicians being Barack Obama its most prominent user.
The charismatic teleprompter addict repeated the “innovation” word eleven times in his defensive and dictatorial style speech.
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The palm of your hand. As in, the place to write down the main points you want to hit in a speech or an interview, if you're too dumb to remember them.
Pioneered by former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin during her creampuff interview at the Tea Party Convention in Nashville on February 6, 2010.
I knew the interviewer would ask me what my core principles were, but I couldn't remember them because I'm a complete moron, so I wrote them on my Palin Teleprompter and discretely checked them during the interview. I'm sure no one noticed!
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Crib notes written on a public speaker's hand in order to remind him or her what to say during a speech or interview.
Sarah Palin glanced at her redneck teleprompter during her interview a the Tea Party Conference in Nashville.
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Writing your key items you need to cover in your speech. even though you have been speaking about them for over a year. Just in case you forgot.
Palin wrote her keywords on her left hand. Her own personal Hillbilly Teleprompter.
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Being so stupid and incompetent that you need to write notes on your hand simply to remember what to say.
From Sarah Palin's need to use notes scribbled on her hand to remind her of the few basic key points of her speech at the Tea Party convention in Nashville, TN.
Jon: I want to propose to Lisa but I don't think I can remember what to say.
Eric: Dude, you're such an idiot. Just use an Alaskan teleprompter and write "Will you marry me?" on your hand.
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