The Three C's

Corporations, Carpetbaggers, and Coons. As told by raging progressive segregationist "Alfalfa Bill" Murray when DEMOCRATS were open about the last part.

Liberal Reporters: Governor Murray, we're from Look Magazine. Would you care to repeat The Three C's for the papers?

Alfalfa Bill: Lemme see here, Look Magazine you say! Corporations, Carpetbaggers, and Coons ya goddamn nigger lovin' jew outfit!

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The Three C's

Cooking, cleaning, and children : The only things that women are good for

Girl: Hey
Boy: What the hell are you doing?
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: You aren't cooking, cleaning, or having children. You have broken the rules of the Three C's

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The Three C's

Cum, Cry, Crawl away.

"Dude, someone told me Kevin ended up doing The Three C's with Stacy last night"

"Thats fucking pathetic"

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The Three C’s

The Three C’s - The Three C’s are: clicks, clout, and cash.

Currently HATE sells better than SEX in America. Although the combination of HATE and SEX really sells.

Find a small group of people that can’t easily defend themselves; make them a scape goat in the 21st century American culture wars; attack them in as many arenas as possible; and, then solicit funds for your cause in every imaginable arena possible.

The HATE will get you “clicks” on your website; the CLICKS will get you “clout”and elevate your hatred in the arena of public discourse and social mediums; and, the CLOUT will earn you “cash” for your progrom.

Use the cash to by judges — especially in Supreme Courts — power, influence and friends in high places.

What could possibly go wrong?

This is how, for example, a few parents can ban thousands of books that they, surely, haven’t read.

And they don’t want anyone to read them. Why expand your mind and think? There are many people willing to tell you exactly what is right.

God help us all.

Every time we have lived a “movie” like this; the ending inevitably includes mass casualty events.

Maybe we should all read All of the books on every banned book list so we can learn exactly what they don’t want us to know.

I’m singling out my hatred of persnickety liberal vegans on all of my social media for The Three C’s: clicks, clout, and cash. But really, I just want to buy a new car.

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Three C's

Acronym commonly used in the military, stands for Chaos Confusion and all around Clusterfuck.

Ight men, nobody really knows whats going on, Three C's in full effect

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Three C's

When traveling, it's sometimes good to stick to the basics:
Clothes, Currency, and Condoms

Man 1: My flight leaves tomorrow, but I'm not paying any extra baggage fees.
Man 2: Dude. Just stick to the Three C's!

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Three C's

What women should be following the world over. Cooking, Cleaning, and shut the hell up.

Her: "Honey, I was thinking we could cuddle and watch sleepless in seattle."

Him: "Woman, Three C's."

Her: "Yes, sir."

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