The Three Kings

Notorious hacker cult with origins (purportedly) in the state of Florida. No one is quite sure who the "3 kings" actually are, but they have made a name for themselves by coding unstoppably malicious computer viruses and laying tons of hot chicks. Often abbreviated as t3k

Norton has detected a virus: 3Kings.Bluesky.Trojan, I'm screwed. It's the Three Kings.

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Three Kings

Three wise men thought to have brought gifts to the baby Jesus. They're names are Fuh-king Drin-king and Smo-king. These wise men are still popular today, and even have three of America's favorite past times named after them.

Little Bobby: "Dude, I feel like doing some Three Kings tonight"
Little Timmy: "Sweet, can i come with?"

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Three Kings Clique

1. Havasu's most notorious local gang which is very rapidly spreading across the nation. Often refered to as simply TKC.

Officer: "Are you affiliated with any gangs?"

"Yeah, Three Kings Clique, bitch."

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three kings syndrome

When you spend a morning shitting like a flock of starlings taking off.

Feck me that's the last time I drink there, I don't know what sue puts in her pipes but I haven't stopped shitting all morning.....ive got proper three kings syndrome today......How's your arse Jevii?