The Tyler Method

A method for eating booty designed to preemptively inform the “giver” of the “recievers” rectal situation. Primarily used for one night stands. The steps are listed below:

1. While going down on the “receiver”, stick your finger tip in their anus.

2. After penetration has occurred, give the finger a sniff.

3. If the sniff test passes, lick your finger quickly. This can be disguised as if you are pulling a pube from your teeth.

4. If the lick test passes, you now can feel safe to chow down on their down town.

Side note: Briefly skim the anal crevice to feel for dingle berries before penetration. This is to determine the surface cleanliness. This method should take 5-15 seconds to make a solid decision.

John: How was you weekend Jake?
Jake: It was awesome man, I used the Tyler Method on this chick. Once she checked out, I dove mouth first into that booty.

John: You are a brave son of bitch, Possibly my hero.