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When you jerk off while wearing boxing gloves.
Since there was nothing on TV, I turned my lava lamp on, grabbed my boxing gloves and gave myself a Tyson.
The sexiest, most charming human being you'll ever meet. If you have the honor of meeting a person named Tyson, you'd better shoot your shot.
A bonus that comes with a person named Tyson, is that they are born with the gift of talented hips if you know what i mean.
A Tyson's smile is infectious and he is funny without even trying.
Any living organism: "look at those hips MOVE!"
Any other living organism: Yeah he's almost as good as Tyson"
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a HOT guy that has a great personality
he is always true to his girlfriend and loves her to death
Any girl would be lucky to have him
hes always there when you need him and makes you happy just by seeing him smile
Tyson is one of the "best friend" types but makes a amazing boyfriend
he had alot of friends and is popular around school
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Tyson chicken nuggets
"I like Tyson chicken nuggets"
"Yeah, especially the dinosaurs shaped ones"
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Sexyest and Nicest Manwhore you will ever meet.
#1:omg im having a bad day
#2:need a hug?
#1:thanks
#2:how about a kiss?
#1:dont be such a tyson
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The hottest most athletic boy. But he can also be the worst when it comes to people he’s not interested in. He would leave them on read or delivered for hours, days, months, or even forever. he can also be pretty clueless when it comes to certain things, like when a girl likes him or someone is trying to give him a hint.. Sports are really important to him but so is his significant other.
Tyson; That’s strange, she’s always texting me even when i don’t respond
<Girl>”I don’t understand what i have to do to get his attention!!”
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