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the united states

a country where people eat a lot, shoot a lot, screw a lot, and scream a lot. National animal is bald eagle because most of the politicians are bald and if we were eagles, we could fly somewhere without being stripped down at the airport.

The United States thinks it's the world's only superpower, except they owe all their money to China.

by stophurtingme April 2, 2014

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united states

If you don't like it, go live in Canada mother fuckers.

hmmmm... what do you put in these things??

by fub September 16, 2004

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United States

A federal constitutional republic comprised of 50 states and a federal district (Washington D.C.). The United States is one of the world's most ethnically diverse and multicultural nations, this is due to widespread immigration from multiple regions around the globe.

Economically, the United States has the largest nominal GDP in the world. Militarily, it has the largest defense budget in the world. Politically, it yields significant influence through partnerships such as NATO (North Atlantic Treaty Organization), and strong ties to individual countries such as the U.K., Japan, Israel, Canada, Australia and South Korea. Culturally, the U.S. continues to yield significant influence through Hollywood and other widely viewed pop culture media.

If it weren't for the United States the European Union would be known as either Nazi Germany or the U.S.S.R.

by Dude 9 March 14, 2010

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United States

The place south of the Canadian border. Has nice people in it, as well as pricks. Powerful government, if sometimes self-serving and misleading.

The United States is okay.

by huzzah November 3, 2003

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United States

Founded on July 4, 1776, the United States is the 4th largest country in the world and has around 310 million people living in it. Although it is a western nation founded by European countries, Native Americans have been living in it for thousands of years. Because of the western world's superior technology (similar to that of a 1950's science fiction where aliens conquer earth) and diseases, the Native American people faced genocide. Although the United States has high development and is a wealthy country, other nations criticize the United States because they view US citizens as fat and lazy, when most are hardworking and honest people. Although the US has many freedoms, this has lead to semi-literate partially insane morons abuse the power to create prejudice groups such as the WBC. Another flaw would indicate that people in the United States are starting lack integrity and intelligence as time progresses. Although there are still many intelligent people, it is partially true considering the fact that lower apes have been involved in politics multiple times.

Welcome to the United States, population 311,714,418

by Jag140 July 7, 2011

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united states

A country inbetween Canada and Mexico

I'm proud to live in the U S of A

by imaprettycoolbrunette February 10, 2005

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United States

One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Proud to become a United States Citizen. , if you don't like it!? deal with it!

by sagcfl01 July 6, 2011

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