The University of Toronto Schools

An academically centred private high school in Canada (Grade 7 to 12). Has the advantage of not having child molesters under their payroll (Upper Canada College!). Regularly wins in everything besides sports (exempting girls sports, and swimming).
Contains four houses: Althouse, Cody, Crawford, Lewis. These houses contain roughly one fourth of the school each.
It also has the advantage of MPGC, the greatest club ever. Why? Well, you can play computer games.

Alex Ling is so damn hot.

UTS is supreme.

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university of toronto schools

Nerdy school where you're either again, brown, and rarely white or black. Basically university for teens. You're either hella smart and overly involved or a dumb fuck who doesn't know why you're there.

Oh you go to university of toronto schools, that sucks

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University of Toronto Schools

A school for nerds who are depressed, stressed, and have an unhealthy obsession with bubble tea. If you go to UTS: don’t.

Oh you go to University of Toronto Schools, that’s unfortunate.