The Valyrian Steeler

When you want to have sex with your girl but she is on the rag so she lets you put it in her ass. While pounding away you want to punish her for her womanly sin so you take out her tampon and wield it like a nice piece of Valyrian steel. After smacking her around a bit she looks like she just escaped a fight with the Hound.

- Damn did you see that girl in the courtyard?
- Yeah she was fucked up, looks like Jon pulled the Valyrian Steeler on her.