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it's Osiris's penis! (a.k.a. "Satan's dick")
stuff Osiris's penis up the Pope's ass
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It doesn't look like George Washington... So what part of him is it really portraying? Some Rated-R level shit there. If you get it, you get it- wink wink.
Person one: "Hey, that's the Washington Monument!"
Person two: "That doesn't look like George Washington-???"
Person one: "No, obviously it's a representation of his huge, throbbing cock!"
Person two: "Oh... OH!?"
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Little do citizens know, this statue regarded as a monument honoring Geroge Washington is a last resort escape pod for the president of the USA during an alien invasion.
During the year 2069, a race only known as the followers of Gorgallah will cast judgement day upon earths wet fragile surface.
Overwhelmed by fear of extermination, the president, the vice president, and a select handfew of people will be escorted to this space shuttle and escape without harm.
Secret Services: Mr. President, the followers are landing on the Eastern Coast.
President: Quickly, Get to the Washington Monument!
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Noun.
A sexual maneuver in which a man engages in sexual intercourse with a woman from behind (i.e, doggie style). Then, upon climax, the man pulls out and ejaculates in that sexy little dimple in the woman's back (forming the Reflecting Pool) and immediately claps his hands above his head (forming a point) and holds this position until slapped.
Note: This move is enhanced if the man holds a blinking red light in his hands and/or whistles "Hail to the Chief" during the formation of the monument.
Dude, I was fucking this hottie last night and gave her the ol' Washington Monument. I felt so patriotic.
Guy at a bar goes up to a cute girl and asks, "Have you ever visited the Washington Monument?" The girl replies, "No, why?" The guy answers, "Would you like to?" The guy then takes the girl back to his place and proceeds to perform the above mentioned act.
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a large pointed object that is a last resort during a female alien invasion it is used to pleasure the large alien queen and cause a earth/alien aliance
Person1-did you know what the washington monument is used for
person2- no why
person1-you dont want to
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A Washington Monument is a turd that is two-tone and sticks up vertically, out of the water.
Dude, you might want to use the bathroom upstairs, some dick's left a Washington Monument in there.
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The Worlds Largest Dildo
For Use by Your Mother.
My mother can only cum when using the good ol’ Washington Monument!
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