The Wedge

a WPI term used to describe the section that connects two of the freshman dorms. it also connects to NetOps, which usually sucks at keeping the network operational. The Wedge is the usual hangout of the wedge rats on friday nights.

I'll meet you in the wedge before lunch

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The Wedge

The simplest tool known to man; colloquially, a person who has recently, or regularly done something incomprehensibly stupid.

"Man, he's the wedge, 'cause he's a fucking simple tool."

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The Wedge

A hairstyle, similar in nature to the mohican but created by pushing together existing hair into the middle and spiking it up to create an altogether original and extreme look. It takes a particularly extreme individual too pull off 'the wedge' flawlessly!

The wedge is alex's hairstyle of choice.

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The Wedge

a girl shaped like a chicken nugget that has no ass and is literally a wedge

oh no the wedge is coming

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The Wedge

1. a person whose presence reminds one of a wedgie
2. a person who invokes extreme discomfort and cannot be disposed of gracefully

"Damn! The Wedge is here!"
"Run before it's too late!"

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Wedge

A person of considerable physical stature. The person must have greater muscle mass as opposed to body fat content. This term is synonymous with hench.

"Wedge guy walks into bar, the bar say's ouch!"

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wedged

screwed up, mangled, generally broken, especially when applied to a device or person "stuck" in a non-functional mode

This computer is really wedged.
John is really wedged about this.

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