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The Yoni

The Yoni is a standard unit of chronological measurement, defined strictly as the period of time Yoni has to spend in service of the army. (Yoni will ultimately serve 1 The Yoni in the army.)

The universe is estimated by scientists to be roughly 0.16 The Yonis old.

by coldPhage September 9, 2005

9πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Yoni

The Sanskrit word for female genitals. Translates to "source of all life" or "sacred space."

May I please enter your yoni?

by Jan Robinson December 2, 2003

854πŸ‘ 175πŸ‘Ž


Yony

He’s a cute Mexican boy that is really really sweet he calls you princess and baby girl and he’s the best boy out there and he doesn’t call just any girl princess or baby girl it’s only with someone special

Y/n: hey yony

Yony: hey princess

by Kuuuuuraaaaa April 19, 2019

17πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


yoni

indian (hindi) word for vagina. references to this word are found in Kamasutra.

She let me touch her sweet yoni last night.

by Chodu July 8, 2005

301πŸ‘ 130πŸ‘Ž


yoni

the female reproductive organ. a man has a lingam, a woman has a yoni.

she dropped her drawers and we all saw her yoni

by Anonymous June 4, 2001

386πŸ‘ 204πŸ‘Ž


yoni

1.The female reproductive organ. 2.A stylized euphemism for 'vagina'.

"Should I shave my Yoni tonight?"

by NaNcIbOi November 4, 2003

148πŸ‘ 101πŸ‘Ž


Yoni

The literal definition of a puss magnet. His attractiveness is so strong he turns straight men gay faster than James Charles. Yoni also causes mass flooding no matter where he goes due to the major flooding cause by women’s leaking vaginas. All yoni’s have the n-word pass as they are all black. The epitome of human performance and appearance. A literal god among men.

Dan: Holy shit, that guy is a total yoni!
Craig: I think I just came so hard I shot a hole through my pants

by LittleFigger May 14, 2019

54πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž