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Ted Cruz , Republican presidential candidate.
"Woah you know that presidential candidate Ted Cruz? I heard he's the Zodiac Killer."
Texas republican Donald Trump
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The Zodiac Killer killed a lot of Zodiacs, that’s why he’s called The Zodiac Killer.
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A murderer known as Maggie who cleverly disguises herself as Jessie J, Katy Perry and Lilly Allen in order to act out grizzly bear rapes and murders.
Oh Snakes its Maggie the zodiac killer.
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what ted cruz was as a young man.
ted cruz
Hey, did you hear that the zodiac killer is running for president?!
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Republican Senator from Texas that enjoys green eggs and ham. Answers to 'Lying Ted'. Managed the impressive feat of killing multiple victims 2 years before being born. Very punchable face. Possible dark lord of the Sith.
"If I am elected Zodiac Killer, we will repeal every word of Obamacare"
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knock knock get the door it's ted cruz the zodiac killer
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