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Is a person who throughly disappoints the human race, in every form possible
That Chloe is such an abomination
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"Who on his right mind would put ketchup on cereals?? That's an abomination!!!!"
"Did you know Juan Domingo Peron used to eat cereals with ketchup? What an abomination!"
the act of creating an abomination of engineering design, the product of which generally exhibits grotesquely questionable planning and/or functionality. Often these "solutions" are engineered to solve nonexistent problems.
i.e. something that would make macgyver cringe.
check out this Tiddy Bear I just bought to reduce the seatbelt pressure on my sternum!
wow. that is a feat of abomineering.
see also:
thereifixedit.com
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A creature so horrible that if you look at it for to long, your eyes will start to bleed. Lives in drainpipes and grease pits surrounding high schools and universities. The origins of the abomination goes something like this: a giant plague infested sewer rat rapes an AIDS carrying orangutan, in the ass, while in the restroom of a 747. The orangutan proceeds to shit out the ass baby that was conceived. The baby abomination gets ejected out of the plane along with a large amount of shit. While falling, the abomination gets hit by lightning and catches fire. Upon reaching the ground, the flaming abomination slams into a mountain side at terminal velocity and then rolls down the side, hitting every rock on the way down. Baby Bom-Bom then reaches a cliff where it falls off, still on fire, and lands on the ugly tree, where it falls hitting every branch on the way down. It then falls into a campground, still on fire, where a family proceeds to beat it with sticks and stomp it out with their golf cleats. They then dump it into an outhouse that has a good 20 ft of shit in the bottom. Here the abomination matures, stewing in the shit of countless years.
Finally, the Abomination crawled out and made its home in the sewer system of a small north Georgia town.
The power of its ugliness attract other uglies like a magnet, so there is an excess amount of nasty in this town.
Seriously, this thing is so ugly that you will want to die when you see it. Its smell is indescribable, but this scenario may help. Take a very hairy, nasty, diseased, fat ,sweaty man with chronic diarrhea and then take a blow dryer to his ass. The warm air that cames off resembles the stench of the abomination.
Has a bad case of not shutting the fuck up and hair loss, but only on top of the head. Frequently likes to show off its ass crack which the sight and smell of kills unprepared people. If you ever come across the abomination, who will know it and you will never again be the same.
guy one: wassup want to drink some beers later?
guy two: yeah sure but first I have to.....OH FUCK!!!!!MY EYES!!!
guy one: wtf are you talking abo......JESUS CHRIST!!!MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!!WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL!!!
guy two: *gasp* it....its the....abomination....*cough*...must have crawled out of the drain pipe or the grease pit.....*hack*.. don't think im going to be able to see the same again.
guy one: OH SHIT ITS ABOUT TO SHOW US ITS ASS CRACK!!!! DONT LOOK WHATEVER YOU DO!!!DONT LO.............
(both die upon the revealing of the ass crack)
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Arousing disgust and hatred; detestable; loathesome. Very unpleasant; disagreeable.
You are ten thousand times so abominable in his eyes as the most hateful and venemous serpent is in ours.
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The Abomination is created by combining a McDonald’s Double Cheeseburger and a Double Quarter Pounder. Remove the bottom bun from the Double Cheese. Then remove the bottom bun from the Double Quarter. Slap them together meat to meat in an unholy slab of murdered cow flesh. Devour. Repeat. Remember to keep the shock paddles charged.
"How did Jeff die?"
"He tried to eat The Abomination. Twice. I think he pooped out his soul."
abomination (noun): in the classical sense, abominations are individuals absent human qualities. however, the modern use of the word generally refers to monsters of the ginger variety.
abominations will occasionally walk among the earth and take the guise of a correct human being. these are referred to as "daywalkers". daywalker behavior should not be confused as a disowning of its demonic origins, rather, a guise to infiltrate and sabotage the functional world. as such, daywalkers may be considered the vanguard of the ginger horde; trained to pave the way for their future designs.
the rest of the abomination population makes no effort to suppress their behavior. they are commonly known for their dangerous habits and mannerisms. abominations are fiercely territorial and savage. exposure to sunlight is a consistently effective deterrent to abomination activity.
abominations are extremely dangerous and of low intelligence/worth. exercise extreme caution.
And from the fiery and rank pits of hell sprang the worst creation: the abomination and its opinions.
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