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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
man: i loved ur naked body 25 years ago, i just wanted to fuck the living shit out of u on the anniversary
woman: what u thinking now
man: looks like i did a pretty good job!!(woman slaps him while the man is pissing himself laughing!!)
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the day you and your special someone began your relationship.
when is our anniversary?
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A day in which two people celebrate being together as a couple. Usually the male buys flowers, chocolate or jewelery and the female is much obliged to receive them. It is one of the two days a year a man is expected to be romantic (well, everyday they are expected to be romantic but let's not count our chickens before they hatch). An anniversary is a day very similar to Valentines Day. It is a day for males to make up for everything that has gone wrong in the past 12 months with a ton of ass kissing, literally or physically, either way! An anniversary is a day when a man will go out of his way and secretly make romantic plans and do anything he can to make sure his significant other feels loved. Also on an anniversary, sex is a must. But not that crazy, I want to bend you over and fuck sex (well maybe after the 1st round), but the passionate and lengthy, love making type of sex. As a female knows to be romantic everyday of the year, on an anniversary is the perfect day for a man to go all out and makeup for everyday he was not romantic, all 363 days.
Hello darling! Be prepared for the best day of your life ever! Here are a dozen roses and a beautiful diamond ring. I love you! Now let me rub your feet! Happy Anniversary!
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for her: the date on which you had your first date, or the day on which you were married.
for him: the date on which she... first blew you, fucked you, gave you a handjob, let you go brown, let you earn your red wings, swallowed your gob for the first time, let you go ass to mouth, kissed another hot chick in front of you, gave you a bloagie, or gave you a blumpkin.
I gave her flowers for our wedding anniversary, but got nothing on our bloagie anniversary. Weird.
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A yearly occuring date that is very special to a couple. The time of year to show your effection and love to your devoted partner.
Guy: Happy anniversary Shanleigh Sevenster. Girl: Naaaww , I love you babes.
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A celebration marking the completion of a night of fornication and/or other sexual activities. Preferably occuring between two people who have just met and always celebrated the morning after.
Jordan: Happy Anniversary Zach.
Stosh: Who was Zach with last night?
Jordan: Dirt Wilson.
Stosh: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!
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Just another dumb ass quasi-holiday that you're forced to remember, recognize, and celebrate or else you won't get a blowjob that night.
"God damnit I fucking forgot to get her chocolate on our Anniversary today shit I'm totally fucked."
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