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The Anti-Simp

Noun- Derived from the ancient prophecy of the Simp Antichrist. Ancient tales have been fortold that he will wage war against the simps and will drive them away from amongst men.

Simps Everywhere shake in fear when they hear this name mentioned.

"This society is a forewarning of the long awaited arrival of the Anti-Simp"

by Anti-Simp August 12, 2019

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anti-simp

A true chad who believes that both genders are equal and thinks that women shouldn’t be held in a higher regard just because they’re female.

This may lead to some people thinking they’re douchebags because they don’t follow modern societal expectations for how each gender should be treated.

As a follower of ‘equal rights, equal fights’, they will be fully willing to fight anyone who they believe deserves it.

Steve: “Bro, that chick is so hot, if she sat on my face and suffocated me to death, I’d be okay with it.”

Bob: “Wtf, why are you such a simp?”

Steve: “Are you saying that you’ve never been horny before?”

Bob: “No, but that doesn’t mean I’d do anything for someone I found attractive. In fact, if she tried doing that to me, I’d have no trouble knocking her into next week!”

Steve: “Idk, dude, seems more douchebagish to me than anything.”

John: “Nah, it just means Bob is an anti-simp.”

by Lorekeeper GGuy May 1, 2020

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Anti-simp

A man who supports true meaning of gender equality and totally oppose someone using "women privileges" when it suits them and complaints about someone "not being a man" when it is inconvenient.

In a question like:-
"How dare you slap a women just because she slapped you"
An anti-simp and supporter of true gender equality may reply as:-
First of all she slapped me for a no good reason at all, and you expected me to hold back?
But,no way you can hit a women like that...
"just man up a bit for once"
And the final blow of an anti-simp should be like:-
"If she dares to hit a man for no good reason and expect nothing back, then she is goddamn wrong because i believe in gender equality and for me a women is at the same level as any man.. so,
equal rights, equal fights! b*tch

by kazuma_01 August 27, 2020

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anti-simp

A man who rather than acting like a simp acts in ways opposite to a simp. Anti-simps typically hold themselves to a higher status than women and never chose women over their male friends. Being an anti-simp is typically associated with being a beta male though it is not quite as degrading as being considered a simp.

That guy is definitely an anti-simp, he never does anything nice for women.

by Pancake732 February 6, 2020

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Anti-Simp

A male who is literally a pussy magnet yet refuses to take action upon his super power. This man makes women leave snail trails yet he denies them and goes home and sits alone in his room staring at his wall.

"I am going to have to say no to having sex with you, sorry."

"Wow you are such an Anti-Simp. It's fine I think you're ugly."

by Hovis Breed December 28, 2022

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Anti-simp

A guy who treats women like shit and thinks anyone who doesn't do the same is a simp because he can't comprehend the idea of being a good person and not just being nice to get favors.

Mark: Lauren I like your shirt!
Chad: ew Mark you're such a simp.
Lauren: No Chad you're just an anti-simp douchebag who fails to comprehend that not everyone is an ass like you.

by Nonbinary.Finn April 15, 2020

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Anti-simp

The exact opposite of a simp.
A simp is a person that practically worships and idolizes anyone they find attractive. An anti-simp is someone that hates the same people that simps worship (like e-girls/thots) and usually idolizes other anti-simps or doesn't idolize anyone at all.

I'm proudly a Pokimane anti-simp, I hate Pokimane and all of that creature's simps

by I eat poop 69 February 5, 2022

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