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A: Hey! Do you know that you can't say "assassin" without saying "ass" twice!
B: Fuck off
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See also assassin.
An organized game played mostly on college campuses in North America. It is usually run by and for students living in a particular dorm or group of dorms near one another. The game may last from a few days to a few weeks, and it ends either on a predetermined date or when only one participant is still "alive." (The person or people still alive at the end are the winners.)
Kills are made in different ways depending on the rules laid out at an initial meeting. For example, a bop with an empty soda bottle, a squirt from a squirt gun, or even a hug may be used to represent a kill. Often, each participant is assigned a particular person that they have to "assassinate" in each stage of the game as long as they remain alive. Lists of still-living participants are often posted daily in a dorm lobby or on an RA's door.
Assassins generally doesn't have any sort of safe bases or time-of-day restrictions on kills, so participants can be tricked or trapped into a "deadly" situation at any time or place, from a mid day English class to a drunken 3 am bathroom trip. It can cause some paranoia, but is generally regarded as an interesting way to spice up dorm life, meet new people, and get involved in some ridiculous scenarios.
"Does anyone know what Monica Smith looks like? I have to kill her for Assassins."
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A person whose assignment is to kill. Typically, the person is paid to do the job well.
A hit man does classify as an assassin, since he is hired to help "take care of" unsettled business.
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to murder by a sudden and/or secret attack often for political reasons. usually prompted by religious, ideological, political, or military motives. Additionally, assassins may be prompted by financial gain, revenge for perceived grievances, a desire to acquire fame or notoriety
Person 1 - What is assassination? Is it possible to assassinate yourself.
Person 2 - No.
Person 1 - Why?
Person 2 - Because that would be suicide and suicide is pre-mediated, not sudden. Assassins are prompted when there is something to gain. What would you gain if you killed yourself.
Person 1 - Nothing
Person 2 - Exactly
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A large game played over an extended period of time, usually by 10 or more people, and typically set in a college dorm. Players are secretly assigned the name of another player to "assassinate," that is, squirt with a water gun when the target is not looking and when no one else may see the shot. When the target is assassinated, the assassin inherits the target of the deceased, thus closing the circle. The game continues until only one assassin remains.
Jan assassinated Meredith, then got Cindy since she was Meredith's target, and is now chasing Giacomo and running from Tyler. What a game!
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1. (Noun): a person who is hired to kill someone for money
2. (Noun): a person who kills someone because they don't like that person
3. (Proper Noun; Fiction(maybe): A member of an ancient order that is at constant war with the Knights Templar, where the largest battles are highlighted by the game series Assassin's Creed.
!!!SPOILERS!!!
The first Assassins were Adam and Eve as reveiled in The Truth
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Man 1: will you kill this man for me
Woman 1: yes, for $10,000
2:
John Booth, the assassin that killed Abe Lincon
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Kid 1: the Assassin's Creed video game is awesome!
Kid 2: ye it is!
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a person who has the reflexes of a cat, balls of steel and a head full of nothing, walks up to or next to a girl(preferably in a public or crowded area) and so fast and quietly slaps the girls ass when she turns to slap or spot the man...he has already vanished into the crowd using ancient blending techniques honed over countless days of playing only assassins creed!
assassin:hey dude wana learn how to assassinate a girls ass? i will teach you the ancient ways of the.......
dude:nope!
assassin: but whyyy?
dude: because i have a girl friend and dont slap random girl asses and masturbate to video game chicks... bye!
assassin:.............douche!
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