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when you hang your pants pockets inside-out and your cock out of your open zipper, resembling a baby elephant
I was arrested for giving the baby elephant to some passing nuns.
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When you put your trunk (penis) in your woman's watering hole.
She was begging me to drown the baby elephant inside of her last night.
Out of the four size stages of vagina, baby elephant toes are the biggest. It is best described as a large unnatural bulge in the female crotch region. The other size stages are as follows, camel toes,moose knuckle,gorilla fist, and finally baby elephant toes
That girl had some massive baby elephant toes going on that I couldn't help but stare.
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a dance a male stripper preforms
he did the baby elephant walk for her on her birthday.
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When a bunch of bros get on all fours, nekkid, and stick their thumbs in the bunghole in front of them and lick the fudge of their thumbs. Repeat until everyone has had the pleasure of tasting everyone else.
"Bro! We did the baby elephant walk and Gary's bung was so loose I had a hand full of feces to lick off my fingers!"
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These tiny aquatic animals have evolved to be born with diaper; urine stains inhabit their fluffy white diapers. The only problem is that these baby diaper elephants have devoloped a taste for human flesh. At the stroke of midnight they prowl the columbian streets of venezuela, searching for thier next victim. They tend to go for the small fat african american children. The children spill milk and honey attracting the baby diaper elephants, which travel in packs. They first kill their victims by injecting them wiht a potent toxin, which is stored in their tusks. Which embolizes the victim, they always start at the toes and work their way up. The baby diaper elephants have no skin; they search for human skin to replace their rotting flesh. The baby diaper elephant has a foul odor, which attracts the oppostie sex, which is used for mating with other baby diaper elephants. The odor of the baby diaper elephant can be described as a mixture of feces limburger cheese and sweaty feet. The columbian Government has tried to keep these putrid beasts under raps but word of mouth has caused a stampede of controversy. The first military base dedicated to the study of the baby diaper elephant was established in 1973 about 1-kagillion years ago in 1997. The first fatality caused by the baby diaper elephant was Juan Stinkeranzo of Madagascar. He was found dead with his skin ripped off in his million-dollar bungalow in New Yorn city, California. The putrid stench had left a huge imprint in our hearts and soul; we send our deepest sympathies to his family Maria and Jose Stinkeranzo who both wish to remain anonymous.
i believe The Baby Diaper Elephant is much like a chupacabra, just cuter.
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A "bonding" exercise in the form of a physical activity wherein participants form either a conga line or circle, bend over whilst naked (from at least the waste down), place their head against the buttocks of the person in front, grasp his penis with one hand, thence proceed to move forward, typically at increasing pace until the line is broken
Of course, such activity is usually frowned upon by authorities and, as such, may normally only be proceeded with at such gatherings as Rugby (Union) teams at English public boarding schools
Coach: Next game will be against the Boers...
They've bringing their best game...
And they'll have been practising...
How are we going to beat them?
Jenkins: Team work!
Coach: Let's bond then!
Watson-Smythe: Baby Elephant Walk!
Team: Yea!!!