the baby is you

a very poetic song, featuring how Dave was made pregnant, after calling up his friend, *it is hinted to be karkat.* and taught him a hundred ways to screw., specifically by awakening and having a baby tummy, shaped like a ball, then he was having a baby, but theirs a twist. The baby is John Egbert.

“hOlY sHiT mAn! MoThErFuCkIn’ DaVe Is HaViNg A bAbY!!hE gOt ScReW’d By KaRkAt!!!”
-most likely gamzee, figuring out his friend screwed Dave and he is having a baby.
knowing the baby is you.

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throw babies at you

1.) Doing something so well and so captivating that people will want to straight up have sex with you.

2.) Literally take their infant and throw it at you. Probably hurting the infant more than you.

Mike: If you can pull this off, the girls will throw babies at you left and right!
Matt: Don't worry I got this.

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baby why aint you in school?

"Baby why ain't you in school" is a colloquial phrase used to express concern or reprimand someone, usually a young person, for not attending school or fulfilling their educational obligations.

With a stern and worried tone, Alexa confronts Caden and asks, "baby why aint you in school?" as she tries to understand the reason behind Caden's absence from school.

oh no baby! what is you doin???

A famous catchphrase Nick Joseph (nicknpattiwhack_) says in his videos with his friend Dan while doing "pranks".
This phrase became a meme on Black Twitter as of March 2017.

*Goes on a shopping spree*

My bank account: oh no baby! what is you doin???

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How many babies you 'ad?

I've had loads me!
Five in one sittin'

I've had loads me! Rough as arseholes and twice as dirty!

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Baby you should know

I won’t let you go. I’ll show you the world if you say so. Oh she’s so bad, i’ll make it last. And baby i can’t leave you aLOOOONNEEEEE WE’LL TAKE THE HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN AND I CANT WAIT TO LOVE YOU ALL ALONE

Do you ever just, “baby you should know, i won’t let you go”, or are you normal