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To summon ones presence by saying their name three times.
I miss you, I wish I could do the beetlejuice.
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Noun •
cursed 👀
If you want to curse yourself, this is a good way to do it 🚾☝
Follow these three steps to find out how to curse:
• Say Beetlejuice 3 times
• Make sure you are armed
• Tell Beetlejuice to murder the laws of physics
Follow these simple steps and you can
"Hey you got any ######? No? Ah, no problem. beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice! OH crud there he is! oh no. Why you unbuckling your belt??"
Lester Green, a comedian with dwarfism and microcephaly.
The most amazing man alive
“if you dig a 6 foot hole, how deep is that hole?”
“uhhh, about 20 feet” - beetlejuice
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Getting hand job while your date vapes at a musical theatre performance.
Hey, did you hear that he got Beetlejuiced and kicked out?
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The hottest bio-exorcist and the coolest boyfriend I could ever have
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, beEEEEeEeEeEeeEeee-cause!
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beetlejuice deserves more love and attention than anything
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A freelance bio-exorcist who works with ghosts to scare the living out of their houses.
He can be seen lurking around small scale models of towns.
Hey there goes Elvis! Looks Like I'm next.
I used to watch Beetlejuice in Chillicothe and then play excitebike
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