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Joshua Golembe...the man, the myth, the legend. He is the best person you could ever meet (sometimes) and the worst person you could ever meet (sometimes). Yet all seem to love him.
Josh is the best...and the worst.
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When you do not regret a mistake you made because it was fun
Dating that girl was my best worst mistake.
A pet dog that is loyal, lovable, and gentle to owners, where as anyone from the outside is treated as a danger, a threat to society, and the petdog dog will be sure to make sure to make that clear by acting like a complete lunatic.
After my dog bit the neighbor, I came to the realization that she is the best worst dog.
1. Barack Obama
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. George Washington
5. Joe Biden
Bottom of the list:
46. Donald J. Trump
The Spirits of the Past Presidents Deciding who are The Best Presidents, and the Worst.
(In Heaven)
Abraham Lincoln's: Ugh, is that expired cheeto running for a 2nd term?
George Washingtin: Ugh, he's such a pussy grabber.
Thomas Jefferson: Well, on the bright side, America gained a few more braincells and have to vote Biden.
(After election)
Abraham Lincoln: Yay! Joe Biden won against that possessed orange.
Thomas Jefferson: Phew!
(50 years later - In Heaven)
Joe Biden: Hey guys! It was fun being president
(Hell)
Donald Trump: SATAN I KNOW I CHEATED ON MY 17 EXES MANY TIMES WHICH IS AS BAD AS KILLING IN THE BIBLE, BUT PLEASE LET ME GO BACK TO EARTH TO GRAB MORE PU- I MEAN DONATE TO CHARITY!
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