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to go to a party, most likely of someone you dont like, sneak into the laundry room, and shit in the dryer, then turn timer to 90 min on high cotton.
to go to a laundymat, throw a freshly pooped in sock into a dryer, insert max amount of quarters and leave.
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the ugly person accepted by the beautiful people
Oh my god, look at that guy with all those hott chicks! He is definately the blake.
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mom: you and your friends are up next with this rappin shit
me: no blake
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the act of masturbating excessively due to laziness or difficulty in finding pussy.
Ever since Arton got rejected by Tamara, he just spends all night blaking off at home.
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When you flip the game on your girlfriend/wife and not give her the D because you're pissed at her and gonna prove the point that you run this shit.
She was rubbin all over my cock but I pulled A-Blake on her to show who's the boss.
One of the most beautiful girls on the planet. She is a good influence to others, and has a wonderful personality that others would kill for. She's very trustworthy and is good with advise. Others seek upon her for help with their lives. Guys want her, but some know they cant have her. She lives to please people and make her life the best it possibly can be. You will fall in love with her when you stumble upon her.
Blakely is one of the finest people on earth, and i wish to meet her.
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Fun and hilarious. The man who will always rule a crowd. Caring and sensitive. Always knows how to make his woman smile. Dorky. Knows how to have a good time just sitting around the house on a rainy day. Sexy and exciting--knows exactly how to please. The most amazing man you could ever hope for.
Bitches better be envious of Blakes girl.
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