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the blueberry mojito

The flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the blow job you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.

Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....

Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!

by batmanhere December 14, 2011