it is a sex position in which the girl is dangling from the ceiling via monkey swing and the guy fucks the shit out of the girl while she bounces up and down repeatedly
important: her nipples are painted gold and her whore name is betty
me and you are going to perform the bouncing betty
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a large set of womenโs breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, ummโฆโdivining rodโ points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)
Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. Iโll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. Whatโs your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.
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A type of landmine characterized by its detonation only when pressure that has been placed on it has been released. After release, the mine springs into the air spewing shrapnel in all directions.
The private stepped on the bouncing betty and took out the whole platoon.
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When your ballsack is so large and droopy you can almost use it as like a bouncy ball when your bored during quarantine
Friend1: whatโd you do over quarantine
Friend2: I was playing with my bouncing betty
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A type of landmine that waits for about five seconds after being set off, then flies up in the air and explodes at crotch or head level. Source of the myth that you can just stay on a landmine and be safe, although in real life trying that would just make your leg explode.
If you trip a bouncing betty, the best plan is probably to duck.
antipersonnel mine that springs from the ground, spinning and exploding, after being tripped.
The bouncing betty shredded the soldier who was on point.
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When a girl gives a guy a handjob so long and hard that the skin on the penis becomes raw and bleeds. AKA Bouncing B.
Dude I can barely walk today because my girlfriend gave me a bouncing betty last night!
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