The brown turlet

When a female performs the act of shitting on your penis, and making it a perfect ice cream shape. Then proceeds to beg you to swirly her head in her fecal matter on your penis until there is no more fecal matter.

Im going to spice up the bedroom and make the brown turlet with or without consent.

I hate the lingering smell of your brown turlet from last night.
That was the brownest and wettest brown turlet i have ever seen.